DON'T KNOW WHAT ROYAL GORGE GONNA DO
(to tune of Harry Belafonte's "Monkey")
Developers came and bought up the land
Condos and timeshares are what they got planned
They're looking at our lakes with thirsty eyes
Don't turn around or they're gonna be dry.
Here on Donner Summit, we're saying to you
Don't know what Royal Gorge gonna do
Build all those condos and dry up our lakes
We're saying to you it's a big mistake.
And if lack of water has put 'em in a jam
They'll turn around and build some dams
They don't care what critters will die
Cause if they make money, they' ain't gonna cry
Here on Donner Summit, we're saying to you
Don't know what Royal Gorge gonna do
Build all those condos and dry up our lakes
We're saying to you it's a big mistake.
Trees get in their way, they cut them down
Who wants trees when you're buildin' a town
About those trails folks hike 'n ski on
All that nature stuff is just a big yawn.
Here on Donner Summit, we're saying to you
Don't know what Royal Gorge gonna do
Build all those condos and dry up our lakes
We're saying to you it's a big mistake.
And when it's all gone, if you're feeling sad
What I'm saying to you should make your really mad
Cause the roads and pipes they put in today
In your taxes tomorrow you're gonna pay and pay.
Here on Donner Summit we're saying to you
Don't know what Royal Gorge gonna do
But if you feel you can't take anymore
We all gotta show Royal Gorge the door.
* if you're planning on attending mardi gras parties in the next week or so, this is a great song to sing--in addition to the Harry Belafonte version, the Animaniacs cartoon series had a great version--