OH TO BE ON DYER MOUNTAIN

Oh, to be on Dyer Mountain

With the lawsuits and the negative returns

You'll lose your money on Dyer  Mountain

Though you're thinking that

It's gotta turn round real soon,

It's gotta turn round real soon.

You're a young investin' man

Try'in to earn all that you can

To show mother and your dad

To their fortunes you will add.

Oh, to be on Dyer Mountain

With the lawsuits and the negative returns

You'll lose your money on Dyer  Mountain

Though you're thinking that

It's gotta turn round real soon,

It's gotta turn round real soon.

So you meet a smilin' guy

Who's got shares for you to buy

To build condos on the hill

You're not noticin' the chill.

Oh, to be on Dyer Mountain

With the lawsuits and the negative returns

You'll lose your money on Dyer  Mountain

Though you're thinking that

It's gotta turn round real soon,

It's gotta turn round real soon.

Developers on the run

In the cold Sierra Sun

'Cause they don't have a prayer

Against the Wall Street bear.

Oh, to be on Dyer Mountain

With the lawsuits and the negative returns

You'll lose your money on Dyer  Mountain

Though you're thinking that

It's gotta turn round real soon,

It's gotta turn round real soon.

They take your money real fast

But it's never going to last

No dollars for your bank

Economy's in the tank.

Oh, to be on Dyer Mountain

With the lawsuits and the negative returns

You'll lose your money on Dyer Mountain

Though you're thinking that

It's gotta turn round real soon,

It's gotta turn round real soon.

You say you sold your home

For profits that are foam

Ain't it sad now how you feel

Believing all that spiel?

Oh, to be on Dyer Mountain

With the lawsuits and the negative returns

You'll lose your money on Dyer Mountain

Though you're thinking that

It's gotta turn round real soon,

It's gotta turn round real soon.

And here on Donner Summit

Just watch your fortune plummet

If you spend it on a bet

Your only return is debt.

Oh, to be on Dyer Mountain

With the lawsuits and the negative returns

You'll lose your money on Dyer Mountain

Though you're thinking that

It's gotta turn round real soon,

It's gotta turn round real soon.