ROYAL GORGE LLC'S CASE OF SUMMER BOREDOM
We're bored with the SLCWD board, those 5 tedious guys
Who don't jump when we want them to; A remedy we'll devise
Perhaps if we elected a few others who share our concern
We'll make sure, money-wise, we earn and we earn.
An election is coming, isn't that swell?
If we play our cards right, we can quite possibly dispel
The erroneous notion that when it comes to water we don't have a clue
Heck, we're Kirk Syme, Todd, and Mark Foster, and we know just what to do!
We'll find us some candidates who have no compunction
Of acting for Royal Gorge in a strictly fiduciary function
Who, if we want to drain Serene Lakes, they won't bat an eye
At the sight of the lakes, muddy, ugly and dry.
And to help us out, they'll jump in and hassle
The SLCWD board, cause, heck, they're our vassals
Filing complaints with the state, sending letters to the papers
Those could be just a few of their capers.
They'll make sure our interests are considered before
Those of the little Serene Lakes cabin owners who are just such a bore
The way they fussle and tussle and write all those "my turns"
When what keeps us up nights is fear of diminishing returns
'Cause a "Ski Camp" without downhill is no fun at all
And no matter how we arrange the condos and related sprawl
Perhaps no one will buy it- the thought chills and distresses
We may not be one of the Sierra's successes.
Our banks may get crabby, our investors demanding
There could be difficulties with debts still outstanding
We need sewer and water as fast as we can get it
Although that's not a fact that we're willing to admit yet.
We're bored with the SLCWD board, those 5 tedious guys
Who don't jump when we want them to; A remedy we'll devise
Perhaps if we elected a few others who share our concern
We'll make sure, money-wise, we earn and we earn.
This opinion is based on the voluminous letters submitted to SLCWD by the two law firms in Royal Gorge LLC's employ regarding ordinances aimed at protecting Serene Lakes from being overdrawn.
KTG